The old days!

[۞dragonmuffin۞]

I'm putting some rps from loooong ago to remind us of all the awsome glompishness of the old dark school days! Huzzar!

This is a conversation in the punisment bit, you know who you are if you were there!
(there was the punishments above this)

Me: like it! And depending on the severity, the punishments may be combined, like if you miss a lession, you have detention, during wich you do a 1000 word essay and get extra homework.

Padfoot: Hehe, that's good!

Me:I thought that up last night

Padfoot:
Goody. Yes, I can't believe she deleted the schools first. I was really mad at that. I mean, I was just sitting there, on my trampyoliner, and thinking of what to do next, and BAM there gone!

Me:I KNOW!! AGH! I hate her! I don't know what was wrong with just having a school. She deleated all the posts, but she kept the schools, but does she thank me for them? NO! And she got rid of the C-box!

Padfoot:
I put the schools back. Lol. I was too sad... You missed a lot. Somebody changed your name to innapropriate things at least twenty times.
And 0Rebel0's posts were deleted.

Me:NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She was the best!

Padfoot: Haha, let me tell you a secret. *whispers* She was me. I made another account. Lol.


Omfg. Omfg. The admin changed the beyootiful schools! She messed them up, and made HER AS ALL THE TEACHERS. Grrrr..... *whacks admin with mop and cries* What happened to merlin, zafara, aiel and yang? TEHY WERE DE EBIL TEACHERS!!! NOOO!

Me: *DROPS JAW!* REALY!

AND SHE MADE IT LOOK LIKE IT WAS HER IDEAR! AGH! SAUSAGE!ING SAUSAGE! SAUSAGE!ER!

Padfoot: Meep, yes! Shakespear RULES! Haha. Plus, I use that RAWR avvy a tong. XD I luffles it.


I know! Omg. Omg. No, but guess who teaching the neutrals? MRS. COOLBURL. Wtf? I mean, first theres the MRS. Then COOL burl? What the heck?

Me: I think she's making it up as she gose along.

cutie pie: the owner is actually stupid, i dont understand why she couldnt just leave the schools as they were they were great then

Me: It's because she dosn't want to admit that a 'rule breaker' had a better idear than her, so she made it look like she made them NOT ME! AGH! And I haven't broken ANY RULES!

cutiepie: No that was me but apparently you gave your mates lands and stuff so thats why you have broken rules above your name. I swore at her and i get banned its great

padfoot: No but seriously. MRS. Coolburl. Wtf?

cutiepie: lol they are pretty crap at thinking of names for teachers. i wonder wot the classes will be

me: probably something suckish.

padfoot: Yes. Speaking of which, lets have another class! XD

me: ok! What on though?

padfoot: Meep, um... not history again. Nor PE. *glower* How about... GROOMING! Hahah! I donno. o.O

me: Uh...Proper care of gotis and huge unibrows!


ahhh....Good times! More comming soon!

[cola236]

*blinks*
wow, wish I coulda joine din on that.

[cutiepie]

they were the great days

[cutiepie]

we cant forget this:

Oh YangDaPang!
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He makes all the fillys hearts go PangDaPang
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When Magesty saw him
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Her heart went PangDaPang!
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YangDaPang
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Makes all the fillys hearts go PangDaPang! PangDaPang PangDaPang!
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By Pad Foot aka Nightshade, thanks to Dragonwarrior for saving it!

[cola236]

lol

[۞dragonmuffin۞]

we were slagging of the lh admin! Lol! Here's another one....I beleave this is geography with Pinkspider!
I won't put who wrote what as we know who plays who.


Pinkspider's large spider web patterend wings were folded neatly on her back. One of her ears swivled round alertivly, the other didn't do anything. She shook her head, and looked at the bord. She had drawn a plan of the school.
"Great, now they have to make up a plan. Wonder if it's got anything to do with father DaPang." She giggled, and hummed the YangDaPang song, very flatly.

Ebony walked in with a smirk on her face "great so what are we doing in this lesson "she hissed

"Geography." She growled. Darkseas and Emerald Raven closely followed Ebony, Emerlad sat near the back, and Darkseas hovered, to see where Ebiony would sit.

"fun"she replied sarcastically, she went and sat near the back as well.

Bloodsnake walked in "oh hello newbie"he hissed as he went and sat down

Darkseas sat next to Ebony.

Pinkspider growled at him.
"Ok! Today, we are studying plans! Now this example bla bla bla bla...." She begins to explain plans. 20 long minuits later.
"Now I want you and the horse you are sitting next to to make your own plan!" She ordered.
"Ebony and Darkseas, Emerald Raven and Bloodsnake." She growled. Darkseas sighed, and looked at Ebony. Emerald Raven fluttered her eyelashes at Bloodsnake.

Bloodsnake smiled "who wants to have some fun with the newbie"he hissed quietly

Ebony smiled "whats a matter with you"she growled to Darkseas

"Nothing." He hissed. Emerald nodded.
"Spit wads?" She smiled, pulling out a hollow reed.

Bloodsnake smiled "hey miss whats your name"he hissed

Ebony smiled at Darkseas "good"she growled softly

"Pardon?" She growled loudly.

He sighed, and looked at his tile.

"i said what is your name miss"he growled

Ebony looked at him "your not ok something is up and what is it"she growled

"Oh! Pinkspider." She growled, louder than needed.

"No, nothing is up! I'm thinking of what to write." He growled irritably.

"no need to shout"he hissed

Ebony got up and went and sat by herself "sure"she growled as she walked

"oooh the love pair has split up" Blodsnake growled

Darkseas looked daggers at him.

Pinkspider flaped her wings.
"Please stop bickering and DRAW!" She snapped. Emerald raven nudjed Bloodsnake.

Bloodsnake looked at her "hello"he growled, as he started to draw

Ebony started to draw by herself muttering "stupid Darkseas"

"Well, arn't we in a pair?" She said irritably.

"because he is being an idiot alright!" she snapped angrily

"Wasn't talking to you! I was talking to blood snake!" She snapped back.

Bloodsnake looked at her "i am in a pair"he hissed

Ebony glared at her.

"So are you going to ask me what we sould do or not!" She growled.

"you have already told us to make a plan"he growled

Pinkspider was scratching on the board. Emerald sighed.
"Yes, but what are we going to do a plan OF!" She said

"i dont know"he hissed,he started to think

Ebony lay down and put her head on the floor

She pondered.

"how about erm a plan of the school"he hissed

"Origional." She growled sarcasticly.

He laughed "its easiest"he growled back

"It's on the board!" She spat.

"oh, alright then you think of one to do"he growled looking at Ebony and Darkseas, je nudged Emerald "they have split up"he growled

Ebony glared at him "oh shut up you"she hissed

She giggled.
"How about Ebony's brain?" She hissed at him, and drew a circle, and wrote 'Darkseas!' all over it.

he laughed "that cant work now the lovebirds have split up"he hissed

"Oh, ok." She said, and added Hate.

Rapier and Nightshade slunk in. They sat down, and began to work. Nightshade, looking over at Emerald Raven's plan, giggled.

Rapier and Nightshade slunk in. They sat down, and began to work. Nightshade, looking over at Emerald Raven's plan, giggled.

She laughed quietly.

Nightshade nudged Rapier.
Let's make a plan of YangDaPang's brain,
she giggled. She drew a big circle, and wrote on the side: The brain has been multiplied by about a million times so the writing is legible. Yang's brain is really about the size of a walnut.
Rapier laughed, and added his part, dedicating a section of the circle to "Proper unibrown and goatee presentation/curlers". Nightshade snorted, and added, "Magesty". Rapier then put in the remaining part, "Saturday Night With Zaffers".
Nightshade fell about laughing.

"Oh! You forgot a bit!" Emerald giggled, and added 'grunting'

Nightshade collapsed at her stone laughing.

Emerald drew another circle on hers, and wrote by the side, Aiel's brain magnified a lot of times to fit even one letter on and wrote making foals look after straw foals getting all grumpy when the foals eat the straw sunday night with the half deaf teacher She giggled.

Nightshade leaned over and added, "Defensive Methods". She was still glad for him to step in front of Yang.

She nodded.
"Let's go. I'm bord." She growled. Pinkspider, being increadably deaf in one ear, had fallen asleep at the head of the class.

Rapier snorted, and nodded. Nightshade got up, but she left through the side door.
I'm checking on Inxa, she explained.

"Ok, bring her to the fillys dorm please!" She pleaded, before going out the main door.

Nightshade nodded, and fetched Inxa to the filly's dorms.

She walked in, the small silver foal by her side. It's moist mocha eyes were looking around curiously

She reached the fillys dorm, and waited.

[cola236]

lol, thats funny.
Was this when it was still on the legend horse boards?

[cutiepie]

no it was on another site that they made up just for the schools

[cola236]

Oh right....erm....
*thinks*
Dunno

[cutiepie]

This was the Life Science lesson taught by Aiel


Aiel stood on the podium, waiting for the foals to arrive. A sac with straw in it sat at each stone.

Nightshade and Rapier came in, whispering and giggling with each other.

Emerald raven came in.
"I thought of a really crappie name for Aiel." She whispered in Nighshade's ear. Darkseas came in slowly, looking at the floor.

Nightshade giggled. What?

Aiel glared at them, and said maliciously,
You will divide into pairs, two at each stone. Nightshade and... Darkseas, and Rapier and Emerald Raven. Now!

Bloodsnake walked in "sorry im late"he hissed. Ebony slowly walked in afterwards "sorry"she growled

Aiel glowered at them.
We expect you to be on time from now one! he hissed.
Pair up.

"Areo!" She giggled.
Emerald raven groaned and went to stand with Rapier. Darkseas just continued walking till he got to Nightshade.

"yes master" Bloodsnake hissed

Ebony looked at Aiel "im not going with him"she hissed

Aiel smirked.
Fine, he growled. Go with Rapier! Emerald, go with Bloodsnake!

Rapier groaned. Nightshade giggled.

Emerald went over to Bloodsnake and fluttered her eyelashes sarcasticly

"no thats even worse"she hissed

Bloodsnake just laughed "that could be an interesting pair"he growled

Aiel glared at her.
Do it! Unless....
he left off. All fillies knew the severest punishment.

Nightshade nudged Darkseas, and pointed to Rapier, who was miming shooting himself as Aiel assigned his partner

Bloodsnake saw him and laughed, he nudged Rapier "good luck"he growled

Ebony stood there "why did i even come to this school"she growled to herself

Rapier rolled his eyes, then grinned. For Ebony's benefit, he changed into a black panther.

Aiel began teaching.
Now, blah blah blah, the bags in front of you are your foals. Take care of them with your "mate" and go!

Rapier nudged Ebony.
Hey 'mate'.

Ebony stared at him "great"she hissed sarcastically

I know, isn't it?
Rapier simpered. He changed back to a foal, and fluttered his lashes.
Because you have the BIGGEST crush on me.


Nightshade was busy with a black marker. She drew a face, a unibrow and a goatee on her sack. She held it up to Darkseas.
Look! She laughed. It's junior YangDaPang! Unibrow and all! She giggled helplessly.

Emerald sighed and opend the bag.
"Wooptidoo, a foal made of straw. Oh the pain of birth was worth it!" She said flatly

Ebony growled at Rapier "i do not have a crush on anyone especialy you"she growled

Bloodsnake looked at the "foal" and smirked "master how are we going to look after this foal in our pairs if we have to sleep in seperate dorms"he hissed

Nightshade grinned.

Zaffy taffy laffy,
whoopdeedoo and allyoo!
Magesty is in love with you!
I will kick and i will fly,
Until I am up so high,
That when I land I will crack
a certian ugly foal's knickknack!
Zaffy Taffy Laffy,
whoopdeedoo and allyoo!
Magesty's in love with you!
HI-YA!

With a flying kick, Nightshade karate chopped the fake foal, and it's head with the unibrow exploded, shattering bits of straw everywhere.

Emerald raven fell about laughing. Darkseas just sighed. fillys he thought.

Bloodsnake waited for his answer from Aiel

Ebony stood there, she didnt really fit in very well


Enough! Aiel yelled, turning. He glared at Nightshade.
Take your foals, and for this week you will have the permission to go into both dorms. No funny business though! And Nightshade, use what's left of your foal!
He almost grinned.
And write Yang an apology. And if anybody's foal is in bad condition, it's a D!Class dismissed!

Darkseas looked at Ebony, she's kinda cute he thought. Emerald saw him looking at Ebony
"EBONY! HAHA! Darkseas looks like he fancys you!" She jeared

Rapier laughed too.
To bad Ebony is already madly in love with me,
he simpered, grinning

ebony glared at Darkseas "no he doesnt"she hissed. She grabbed the straw foal and walked out of the class to the dorms

Bloodsnake turnt to face Rapier !looks like Ebony has an admirer"he hissed

Darkseas looked a little embarrassed, and hurryed after her. He caught up.
"She's.." He took a deep breath "She's right.." He mumbled. Emerald raven sighed.
"Well this sucks." She growled, picking up her foal, she left the room/

Rapier grinned.
Ooh, Darkseas, you dirty love machine,
he teased.

Bloodsnake laughed

Ebony just went to the girls dorm

Darkseas looked crestfallen, stopmed over to Rapier and kicked him in the soft part, and stalked away.

Bloodsnake looked at Rapier "think Darkseas is annoyed but hey we get to go in the girls dorm for a week"he hissed as he walked after Darkseas

Hey! Rapier yelled, and morphed into a black cat, several times larger than the foals. He leapt onto Darksea's back, tackling him.
That hurt! he said. Then he whispered to him,
Come on, you've as much chance with Ebony as anybody.
He grinned.
And the fillie's dorms are open!
he crowed.

Darkseas squirmed out from under him.
"Shut up!" He growled. "I don't know why we're friends." He mumbled, and stalked away

Bloodsnake watched them "come on to the girls dorm, hey darkseas maybe you could swap partners so your with Ebony"he hissed

"Shut up!" He growled. "Or do you want a kick too?" He hissed

"i was only saying, maybe she likes you she just wont admit it"he hissed,he looked at Rapier "you have competition with Ebony"

The cat observed his claws.
You mean, I have competition in the aim to scare Ebony out of her skin one of these days,
he corrected.
The sight of Darksea's lovesick face is really hard to beat.

Bloodsnake laughed "drakseas you coming to the girls dorm"he growled

"NO!" He snapped

"fine we will all go later"he hissed as he headed to the biys dorm

He snorted, and went to the colt's dorm the long way

[cutiepie]

that lesson resumed:

Aiel stood up on the podium, and hissed for order, waiting for the foals to arrive.


Nightshade and Rapier ambled in, giggling and talking.

Bloodsnake walked in carrying his half of the straw foal

Ebony walked in with her straw bag in her maw

Nightshade giggled, and held up her headless straw foal. Bits of straw were leaking out of it.

Aiel banged for order. Get into your groups, he hissed

Bloodsnake went and stood waiting for Emerald to turn up with the rest of their straw foal "master my straw foal has been split in 2"he hissed laughing

Ebony went and stood by Rapier, she put the straw foal on the desk thing "hiya"Ebony growled to Rapier

Aiel glared at him, and hissed,
D. How did you do that?

Rapier nodded amiably to Ebony.
Mind if I call you lovesick? And Darkseas, Hislovemakesmesick?
He mimed puking.

Bloodsnake looked at him "but master it wasnt me that split it it was Emerald i just got given the head half"he hissed

Ebony looked at him "im not lovesick but sure why not, it could be a laugh"she growled happily

Aiel scowled.
So, assuming you ever find a mate like Emerald Raven, you'll just leave her alone and allow her to chop the head off your foal. And that won't be your fault at all. Why should you watch her? D!

Rapier rolled his eyes, and said,
If I ever look like Darkseas, just shoot me. Got it?
He poked the straw foal, making a face at it.

"well sorry but she took the foal thing before i could even get it"he hissed

Ebony laughed a little "sure i will shoot you if you ever look like Darkseas"she hissed "you do realise your making faces at a bag of straw"

Rapier clutched the bag, a look of mock horror on his face.
How could you ever say that about our baby! he screamed.

Aiel glared at the foal. It's not my fault you have a morbidly insane mate who goes around chopping heads off foals! he said. Sit down, or I'll give you an F!

Emerald walked in with a whole, if not rather deformed looking, foal. She put it down and smiled.
"What happend to that one?" She said, pointing at the half foal. She grinned.

Darkseas came in, scowling


"oh sorry master i had the wrong one here is our foal"he growled

Ebony laughed "oh sorry i wont do it again"she growled laughing

Nightshade skipped up to Darkseas. Helllllooo pardner! she said. She held up the remains of the foal. I have our baby. The "baby" was leaking straw.

Aiel scowled again.
Everybody, in their seats! Bloodsnake, I have no idea what your talking about! Go back to your seat!

Emerald smirked at him.
"Silly you." She giggled, and sat down, the foal between her and Bloodsnake.

Darkseas grunted at her, and sat at his desk.

Bloodsnake sat down "how did you"he growled

Ebony smiled and took the baby and put it on the table "pull faces at it there"she growled softly

I didn't do anything!" She said.

Darkseas caught Rapier's eye, and made a swear sighn at him

Nightshade flung the sac of straw at him. The remaining packing fell out over him. She gave a mockful sob, and shrieked at him,
I'm leaving you! You never come home, your with that Ebony, and you don't love me or our baby! All you do is grunt! Look, I'm you! Grunt grunt snort! This relationship just isn't working! All I worked so hard for is lost, and it's all your fault!
She ran out of the room, still giving fake sobs.

Rapier just looked at her, face turning with the effort to keep it straight.
Wow,
he said.

Darkseas stared after her.
"Wanker." He growled

Emerald raven laughed, and looked at Bloodsnake.
"YOU HAD A FOAL WITH SOMEONE ELSE! HERE! TAKE MINE TOO!" She said dramaticly, and stomped after Nightshade.

Bloodsnake burst out into laughter "oh poor Darkseas has lost Nightshade"

Ebony tried not to laugh she nudged Rapier "girls are good actresses"she said laughing

Rapier grinned at her, then followed the lead. He shoved the sac into Ebony's face, sobbing.
Oh, bwoo hoo, I just know your having an affair. I'm the only one who wants this relationship to work, eh? Well, I'm leaving you!
He ran out of the room, shreiking and sobbing.
Then he ran back in, and gobbled up the straw from the foal.
And the baby is mine!
And left again.

Darkseas sighed, and looked at the hay. He grinned and ate the foal.

Ebony giggled "ok then"she growled

Enough! Aiel yelled. 'C's all of you! Now get out of my site! You ate the baby! Ahhh

Darkseas looked around. They were the only two left.
"Want to go...Somewhere quiet?" He whispered in Ebony's ear.

Get out! Go eat your baby somewhere else! Aiel roared, coming up behind them, stomping

Darkseas whinnied in fright, and galloped away

Aiel laughed, and turned, then watched ebony to make sure she left too

Ebony ran out as well

[cola236]

cool

[cutiepie]

Curses and Healing Herbs ~ Zafara


Zafara stood at the head of the class room once more, this time for chemisrty.

Nightshade wandered in, and bowed.
Hello Zaffers, she said. Your daughters learning fast. She can already say, she cursed vemhently at him, and beamed.

Zafara snorted with laughter.
"Who taught her that? It certainly wasn't me." He smiled

He calls himself a "Divine" Nightshade said, and the divine in questino wandered in, yawning, sitting at a rock. A small white feather floated behind him. Rapier waved hello to Zaffy.
'Lo, Zaf-Master! I've been bonding with your daughter.

"Really. I guessed from the marvoles string of swear words her mother just came out with." He snorted, suddenly his attitued towards it had changed dramaticly.

Rapier looked downcast.
I know. I can't believe Emerald taught her that! I've been trying forever to get her to stop. All I've managed is to teach her YangDaPang though. Oh well,
he sighed dramatically.
The floating feather moved a bit, until it was behind Zaffers

Zafara glared at Rapier.
"Detention tonight in this classroom!" He growled visiously, as Emerald and Darkseas came in, laughing at a joke Emerald had just told, Emerald sat next to Nightshade, and Darkseas sat as far away from Rapier as he could with out making it obious he was trying to get away from him,

The floating feather tickled Zaffers, and said angrily, Whsoospiwhooh

Zafara spun round and bit the feather, yanking it hard, but it wouldn't come off. He snorted, and began to lecture them.
"Curses of darkness are...bla....bla....bla..." He lectured them for an hour and 20 minuits, and 4 seconds. "Now you are to do a 6000 word essay on curses and healing hearbs, in on thursday." He growled.

The feather sniffled, hurt, and said accusingly,
Zaffy hasa brainypoo ofa wallynut!


"Who said that!" He snaped angrily.

Nightshade snorted, but the feather was gone, floating moreosely back to the dorm

Zafara turned back to the class.
"6000 word essay in on thursday." He growled, and stalked off.

[cola236]

I'm sure I've seen that before

[cutiepie]

Foaling Stable


Nightshade lay down in the soft hay, knowing her foal would come any minute. She waited patiently, grinnning after her recent adventures.

Emerald raven shot in, panting from chasing her friend.
"NIGHTSHADE! WHAT THE SAUSAGE! WAS THAT!" She whinnied

Fighting the system!
Nightshade yelled back, grinning happily.

You're in bloody labour, and all you can think about is grinning away and screeching weird abuse at Yang! I warned you!" She said, and lay down near her, knowing she would need comfort soon.

Then Nightshade started trembling, and went through labour. Pretty soon, a small silver foal with an ebon mane, and a white tail lay there, blinking

Emerald raven looked away, tears flowing down her muzzle.

Nightshade nudged her friend gently.
What should I call it, she asked.

She snorted.
"Worthless for all I care." She growled, tears splashing onto the hay

Nightshade made a face at her, then touched the foal.
Fine, it's name will be Worthless then.

Yang's huge form apeared at the door.
"Aw, how sweet." He growled sarcasticly, and steped towards the three foals.

Aiel appeared, and he walked casually in front of Yang, blocking him easily with his mocha form. He looked amused.

"Get out the way!" Yang hissed. Emerald raven stood up.
"YOU BIG JERK! I've seen a cucumber give a new mother a better congratultation than you! AURA IS HER NAME AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!" She yelled at Yang. Yang looked cross.

What?
asked Nightshade, trying to follow this.

No thanks, said Aiel smoothly.

She growled.
"NOW BEET IT AND LEAVE THE NEW MUM ALONE!" She growled. Yang looked a little taken aback, and did as he was told, leaving the foals in peace.

Aiel chuckled, and followed Yang. Taking orders from foals as well as Zaffers now? he chuckled.

Rapier skidded in, laughing. He saw them, and he looked surprised.
Hey, he said.

Emerald looked daggers at Rapier.
"What!" She snapped.

Rapier grinned, eyes dancing.
Did YangDaPang kill the foal yet

NO! F off you stupid colt!" She spat, and lay close to Nightshade protectively. Darkseas appeared at the door aswell.

Rapier shrugged at him, and turned

She growled untill they had left. Darkseas cantered off. She turned to the foal.
"Aura's so cute, isn't she?" She growled afectionatly.

Nightshade giggled. I changed her name to Inxa, she said. It means Princess.

Well, it's better than worthless....Sorry I got all moodie. She reminds me so much of Arua." She murmured softly.

It's okay, Nightshade said softly, hoping to comfort her friend.

Inxa pushed her muzzle against Emerald, and with a soft, sweet sigh, closed her eyes.

Emerald sighed, and tryed to hide her tears. She nuzzled the foal.
"I'll protect you from ol' Zaffy."

I think she'll need more protection from YangDaPang, Nightshade pointed out

"And that." She added, smiling. "Shall we get her back to the dorm?" She asked, getting up and streaching.

Nightshade nodded, and brought Inxa up.