muwahahahah! More? YES!
That poster was by Nightshade I think in their first year at school. Eventualy the end result was a foal!
Fillys dorm(taster)
Emerald Raven sat on her bed, humming the YangDaPang song, and giggling
Nightshade came in, and rolled onto the bed, sighing. She heard Emerald Raven, and looked up, eyes dancing.
'Oooh, I'm so glad that's all around school now. I bet even the teachers sing it in their sleep!'
Emerald burst out laughing.
"Your foal will be doing it too." She said, her eyes sparkled with delight that they were friends now, and not fighting.
Nightshade made a face, then grinned.
'Oh no. I'm pretty darn sure it'll be stillborn... I mean, with that "No-food or die!" sentence by Zaffy, there's not much chance.'
Her grin widened.
'And besides, I've already thought up to good of a story to tell Zaffy when I come back with no little buttugly son of him. Even my beauty couldn't fix that.'
She sniffed mockfully.
She laughed.
"Oh no, it'll live alright. Nature has it's way of surviving, making sure that it will pull through...then there's Zaffy Taffy's interfirance. Here, I brought this back from lunch for you." She lifted her wing and nudged her a pile of letuce leaves
Nightshade munched on the leave regretfully.
'Oh, that's too bad. I was going to say, considering it had been stillborn, that I named it Zaffy Laffy Taffy, and then did my war chant, and killed it with a single whipkick and my 'HI YA!''
She burst out laughing.
"Well, just makesure it's first word, if it lives, is Zaffy Taffy or YangDaPang, and we can sing it the songs insted of nurcry ryhmes." She giggled at the thought of a minny Zaffy running round school singing 'YangDaPang, Makes all the fillys hearts go PangDaPang.' She fell about laughing.
Nightshade giggled helplessly.
'Oh no,'
she gasped.
'We couldn't name it YangDaPang. Then Yang wouldn't be sure if it was about him, or the minature Zaffy. And we can't have that!'
She snorted.
"How about Bloodless." She smiled, knowing it was a very rude evil horse thing, like calling someone a Bi*ch.
Nightshade rolled her eyes.
'Are you trying to get me pregers again?'
She snorted.
"It's called a joke!" She said.
'So was that war chant,'
Nightshade pointed out, then pondered a moment.
'Actually, that war chant was pre-tty serious. I did knock you over!'
She giggled.
She shook her head.
"It was mocking the most powerful dark on the planet!" She hissed.
Nightshade gave her a wry look.
'Because Zaffy Taffy isn't.'
"He isn't? I thought he was the lord of all darks." She said, souding confused.
Nightshade giggled.
'God, you really don't know sarcasm at ALL. I meant, because Zaffy Taffy isn't mocking him at all, which was sarcastic.'
She snorted.
"You're confusing me." She growled. "Anyway, the punishment isn't finnished at just forcing. You're going to have to carry the bloody thing for 300 days, then give birth to it, then raise it, and if you arn't careful, they force you to abandon it." She said, trying to change from the confusing subject
Nightshade laughed.
'Maybe I'll name it Squishy.'
She pretended to talk to a foal.
'I shall call you Squishy, and you will by my Squishy.'
Nightshade grinned.
'So, which is it, Zaffy Taffy Laffy or Squishy?'
Ebony walked in slowly, she looked at them all and smiled "hi"she growled
Nightshade was about to say "Hi" back, when a huge, black panther jumped from a shadow, leaping toward the newbie.
Ebony freaked out and screamed, she backed against the wall and started to concentrate "come on stupid fire power"she hissed
Rapier turned back into a foal with a whirl, laughing so hard he was almost crying.
'Whoo, haha, welcome, haha, filly.'
"RAPIER! You are already in SO much trouble!" Emerald Raven snapped. "Leave the new filly alone! You're not even alowed in here!" She hissed.
Nightshade giggled, and gave a muffled snort. When Rapier looked at her, she was trying to hide her laughter. Soon it became too much. She spluttered to the new filly,
'Ha, you should've seen your face!'
Rapier shrugged at Emerald Raven.
'It's the school rules. You have to be insulted the first time you get here, right?'
"That's not insulting, that's scaring her out of her skin...Wait...We havn't even done that in lessions yet!" She snorted. "A...And would you get out of here!" She growled, and charged at Rapier.
Rapier nimbly avoided her by changing into a raven, and flapping to her head.
"yeh"she growled. She continued concentrating and a fire monster grew out of the ground. She hissed and it started to move "now you decide to come"she growled
Rapier squawked, and said to her,
'Don't make me relieve myself on you!'
"What? EW!" She squirmed at the thought.
Rapier chuckled, and fell off. He twisted into a snake, and stood there, hissing slightly.
Ebony made the monster disappear, she looked at Rapier angrily and hissed
She roled her eyes.
"Don't you have an assemably to go to?" She snorted.
Ebony went and lay down on some hay, she looked at all of them.
Rapier changed back into his foal form, and said wickedly before he left.
'Whooh Ebony, check around the corners next time your out!'
(then they all go off to assembaly.)