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Post by ۞dragonmuffin۞ on Aug 30, 2006 7:37:31 GMT -5
Queen forgiveness sat outside the royal warren, waiting for her king to return.
"Where are you?" She called to him softly.
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Post by Rosier on Aug 30, 2006 15:54:55 GMT -5
A black and white bunny with a scowl on his face entered. In his small paw he held a pebble, at which he was swearing viciously at, and threatening it with death at the hands of a king.
He looked up at his queen, and raised one eyebrow, leaving off his bloody tirade long enough to say bitingly, "I'm right here."
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Post by ۞dragonmuffin۞ on Aug 30, 2006 16:04:52 GMT -5
"What's the matter dear?" She asked sweetly, looking unsurely at the pebble.
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Post by Rosier on Aug 30, 2006 16:15:42 GMT -5
"Well, you see, first this pebble said that I was fat. So I told the pebble that he was an idiot, and he replied 'right back at you piggy'. And, well, one thing led to another!" Tenshi said this all in an unusually bright tone for such a cynical thing.
He waited a moment, then rolled his eyes. In reality, he had tripped over the pebble, preferring to hop rather than fly, and now he was going to have it melted down or something. His nose was already swollen half its size!
Tenshi hefted the pebble, sizing up the queen. He supposed he could always knock her out with it.. he didn't know being King came with a wife, for gods sake.
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Post by ۞dragonmuffin۞ on Aug 30, 2006 16:22:00 GMT -5
"Pebbles don't talk, and don't you lob it at me like you threw that carrot that insulted your fur. It nearly gave me a concusion." She said hotly, glaring at the pebble.
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Post by Rosier on Aug 30, 2006 16:35:54 GMT -5
He raised his eyebrows. Perfect. A gullible queen.
"Well, that was the point, wasn't it?" He threw the pebble away. It wasn't worth it.
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Post by ۞dragonmuffin۞ on Aug 30, 2006 16:37:51 GMT -5
She snorted.
"You don't care about me!" She wailed, her eyes glistened with tears "You use me!"
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Post by Rosier on Aug 30, 2006 16:52:53 GMT -5
Tenshi rolled his eyes, regretting how he had thrown away the pebble. He adopted a patronizing tone.
"I just... well, I just want to find true love. I'm more sensitive to these things than most males, and well, can I help feeling that my true mate is yet to come?"
His eyes welled up with tears. Really, he should get an oscar for acting.
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Post by ۞dragonmuffin۞ on Aug 30, 2006 16:56:29 GMT -5
"But, am I not your true mate?" She wailed, this rabbit was lieing, she knew it. "You're such a git!" She yelled angrily.
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Post by Rosier on Aug 30, 2006 16:57:53 GMT -5
He beamed. "Why thank you! I'm glad you realized that so fast. You know, it's my positive gittiness that makes me such a good king," he drawled.
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Post by ۞dragonmuffin۞ on Aug 31, 2006 2:24:19 GMT -5
She growled angrily.
"Posotive?" She shriked "You hate me!"
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